Monday, 16 September 2013

The woman who wants to shag 100,000 men

I'm all for sexual expression and freedom. I even love a good sex marathon. Who doesn't. But when your biggest goal in life is to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for shagging 100,000 men throughout the world, even I can't fight your corner.

But that's exactly what 21 year old, Ania Lewsiska, is planning to do. Undeterred by those pesky STDS, or the fact that there's not even a 'World Record in Shagging' to beat, Ania is soldiering on, and has already screwed 424 men. Wow. And only 99,576 to go. What a little trooper.

The global crusade began in her home-country, Poland, but she's now (tragically) making her way through the rest of the world. She's not a prozzy (believe it or not), so how the ex-graphic designer is managing to circumnavigate the globe in order to achieve her misguided ambition is anyone's guess.

Regardless, Ania has very kindly allocated 20 minutes per bloke. So, IF Ania manages to pull this off (without having to worry about y'know, eating, drinking, sleeping, or Vaginal Reconstruction Surgery), then she'll be done in about 33,000 hours - which is 1,375 days, or 3.8 years.

By then, of course, we'll all be bored of this "news story" and her saggy bat cave anyway.

GOOD LUCK, ANIA. But please don't come to the UK.

No seriously.


(Image from Vice)