On my holiday to Greece, I had the pleasure of meeting a bunch of eclectic weirdos. Sounds harsh? Let's put it this way: the Aussie hid batteries in his beard, the Singaporean actually *enjoyed* Ouzo, and the Brit almost died at sea after drunkenly stealing a small but very broken fishing boat and sailing out into the ocean with no paddles.
The ouzo-fuelled conversation veered from anchors to burlesque, and we eventually stumbled onto my blog. The Aussie (who'd ignored me most of the evening) suddenly turned to me and said: "you know what you should write about? BATWINGS"
I wasn't sure how to link nocturnal mammals with sex, shopping, or chocolate, so I asked him to explain. I immediately wished I hadn't.
Word for word, he said:
"A Batwing features sticky nut sticking to sticky thigh. It's kinda like a batwing, basically.. Did you know that talcum powder solves all of these problems?"
It didn't clarify much (other than the ball sack region is even more gross that us ladies ever anticipated) but it did get me thinking. Are there more of these weird yet strangely wonderful male physical conundrums? The only female equivalents I can suggest are VPL (visible pantie line) and the infamous Camel Toe.
If you're a bloke, do tell.