Sunday, 1 December 2013

Shopping: Best Christmas presents. FACT.

Pornaments

Yes. Porn ornaments.
Buy them.
Your tree will thank you for it.
Your grandma will not.
I've gone and bought the entire range. 


For all you Scrooges

This is fast becoming a list of all the Christmassy crap I've bought myself recently.
But who can resist the GREATEST MEME OF THE WHOLE INTERNET PLACE colliding with the GREATEST CHRISTMAS TUNE OF ALL TIME?
Not me. That's for sure.



You will not find a better Christmas card range. FACT.

I wanna high-five the creator.
And then I wanna buy the ENTIRE RANGE. IMMEDIATELY.
There's one that has Santa on the front 'Shut up, slut', and inside: 'This year you get crabs'. GENIUS.
Buy them from etsy: £2.86 





It's all about ME

For the more self-indulgent (ie ME), try Harvey Nicholls Sorry, I spent it on myself range.
Because nothing says 'I love you' quite like tooth picks, rubber bands, and sink plugs.
Buy them here 


Pucker up and kiss my CROTCH, YEAH

Spread the love this Christmas

3 comments :

  1. Thanks heaps for featuring my Santa cards and for the lovely words! *high fives*

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    1. No problem! I love them and want them all :) x

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