Who, me?

Hi, I'm Madi... And since you asked so nicely..

ASL: 27, yes please, London

Loves: Ryan Gosling, beards, erotic fiction, vegan food, Barbie, mexican food, hula hoop dancing, lolcats, memes, Disney, emails from Nigerian princes, vampires, Americans, statement jewellery, ranting, everything social media, saying TMI/LOL/WTF in real-life, peppering business emails with emoticons.

Loathes: Bad grammar, bad teeth, bad breath, grasshoppers, falling up/down the tube escalators, indirect wussy people, the post office, basically all London Midland staff, people who don't respect cyclists, and the bastards that towed away my car.

Anyway, enough about me. Who are you?